A date with a 5 year old and a 3 year old

I took my kiddies out on a date. Just me and the boys. It was really entertaining. We went to a restaurant called Rumbi, its really good Hawaiian style food. The whole reason I went out was because I was thinking about what to have for dinner and the thought hit me. I could go to Rumbi's order a full bowl eat some for dinner and then eat the rest for breakfast. Lets just say I was craving the food.

MY CONVERSATION WITH A 5 YEAR OLD

Me: So Spay, where are you from?

Spay: Seriously mom?

Me: Yeah where are you from?

Spay: Home, duh!

Me: What do you do?

Spay: At night I go to sleep, but on school days I go to school and play

Me: What are you studying?

Spay: I am studying to listen to my teacher.

Me: Oh sounds fun

MY CONVERSATION WITH A 3 YEAR OLD

Me: So Math where are you from?

Math: Why did the duck cross the road?

Me: What do you do?

Math: You are supposed to say "I don't know, why?" mom

Me: I don't know, why?

Math: Because he wanted to get squished

Me: Math that was funny

Math: Why did the duck cross the road...?